GIVEAWAY: The Collective Yoghurts and Gourmet Parcel NOW CLOSED

In order to say thank you, I've teamed up with The Collective, a Kiwi-originating company now conquering the UK yoghurt scene (I adore their passion fruit and Russian Fudge flavours), who have kindly agreed to donate a months worth of their delicious yoghurts to a reader of Adventures of a London Kiwi.

Wordless Friday and a Blog Landmark

My hubby keeps reminding me that when I started the blog, I wondered if anyone at all would read my little corner of 't internet, and I'm genuinely blown away that you have been so kind - and that you keep returning. I'm just thrilled that anyone wanted to stop by at all.

Call the Midwife - Reading Recommendation

I love this book. I can't ever really call myself a full londoner, not having been born within hearing of the Bow bells, or even on this side of the globe, but the heartfelt stories within in this memoir make you yearn a little to be a Cockney Sparra.

Homemade Chutneys - Newton and Pott

Have I managed to tickle your fancy yet? (most Kiwis reading this blog will be drooling already - you can switch to the bottom of the blog post for details on how to get your mitts on these delicious London babies).

Hackney Broadway Market

Flanked by a full variety of shops selling almost everything else you can think of, the Broadway is busy and buzzing with the hum of good foods and smiling stallholders. There is also a green not far away, where you can enjoy your spoils.

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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

"When will you pay me?" say the bells of Old Bailey

One of the aspects of England that make it so quintesessentially English, are it's "gleaming spires" rising up above the modern glass fronted sky scrapers and concrete monoliths. In most areas, you can't go very far before seeing a church tower or sprire rising above the treetops, and I for one love it.

{Ps. It's 'Oranges and Lemons' day today in London!}


The Old Bailey is the local name for the Central London Criminal court (located in Bailey Street, along the lines of the City's fortified wall or Bailey from which it takes it's nickname), and is sited opposite Newgate prison, housing both criminals and debtors. It doesn't have it's own bell, but the rhyme referes to the bells of St. Sepulchre-without-Newgate church and the bell of Newgate prison.


A rather grisly tolling, the bell of St. Sepulchre marked the time (death knell) of imminent executions until Newgate prison acquired its own bell.

A church has stood on this site since 1137. The church was destroyed by the Great Fire of London and rebuilt by Wren in 1671. The medieval courthouse of London was destroyed in the Great Fire of 1666 and was replaced by London's Central Criminal Court which was used during 1673 -1834.


"Oranges and Lemons" say the bells of St Clement's
"Bull's eyes and targets" say the bells of St Margaret's
"Pokers and tongs" say the bells of St John's
"Pancakes and fritters" say the bells of St Peter's. 
"Two sticks and an apple" say the bells of Whitechapel. 
"Old Father Baldpate" say the slow bells of Aldgate
"Maids in white aprons " say the bells of St Katharine's.
"Brickbats and tiles" say the bells of St Giles'. 
"Kettles and pans" say the bells of St Anne's. 
"You owe me five farthings" say the bells of St Martin's.
"When will you pay me?" say the bells of Old Bailey. 
"When I grow rich" say the bells of Shoreditch. 
"Pray when will that be?" say the bells of Stepney. 
"I'm sure I don't know" says the great bell of Bow
Here comes a candle to light you to bed, 
Chip chop, chip chop, the last man's dead. 
 
The original medieval court was first mentioned in 1585; it was next to the older Newgate Prison, and seems to have grown out of the endowment to improve Newgate prison and rooms for the Sheriffs, made possible by a gift from Sir Richard Whittington (the real-life inspiration for the tale of Dick Whittington) according to Wikipedia.
 

How good is the zoom on my Camera? - and this was taken handheld.

The phrase "When will you pay me?" refers to the Debtors housed in Newgate Prison and those tried at the Old Bailey. Nowadays you don't have to commit a crime to see the inside of this London institution (unlike the visits of the Kray Twins, Dr Crippen, Jeremy Thorpe and the Yorkshire Ripper) but can visit the public gallery and watch trials Monday-Friday 9am-1pm, 2pm-5pm. Much better than Judge Judy.

 

Fact: Oranges and Lemons Day takes place every year in London, usually on the third Thursday of March, even when Easter intervenes, at the Church of St Clement Danes.

Children who go to the nearby St Clement Danes Church of England Primary School attend a service, after which the church's bells are rung and the children are given each an orange and a lemon. Since 1919, the bells of the church have also played the melody to the song (listed below) 4 times a day: 9 am, noon, 3 pm and 6 pm.

Where are you based, and are you celebrating Oranges & Lemons Day?

Monday, March 18, 2013

A genuine TARDIS: London Living

Monday blues. Everyone wants to turn back the clock, and make it 4.30pm on a Friday afternoon again. Well, the writers of Doctor Who came up with a very creative solution - a blue 1960s London public phone box, originally used to contact the police re-purposed as a time machine on Doctor Who. Who'd a-thunk it? (Sorry for the pun).

Please let me introduce the ‘Time and Relative Dimension in Space’ or better known as the one and only TARDIS, a machine used for travelling through time and space. It's also a brilliant 'alternative' Tourist attraction for Sci-fi loving fans. Ok, so maybe it's not expressly for escaping the Monday blues, but it would work perfectly!

 
Currently holding the Guinness World Record as the longest-running science fiction television show in the world first screening on the BBC in 1963, Doctor Who holds a dear place in many peoples hearts (and those who don't like it were probably scared of the pretty advanced-for-the-time monsters).
 
The lead character, simply known as "the Doctor" is a Time Lord - an extraterrestrial from the planet Gallifrey, who travels through time and space in an internally vast time machine called the TARDIS which appears relatively small when seen from the outside, but is in fact very large on the inside.

The Eleventh Doctor and his assistant Credit.

The Doctor flits about the universe, usually with a companion having adventures, saving the universe and fighting baddies. There have been successive generations of actors playing the character, explained by the act of the Doctor being able to regenerate (much like the Bhuddist reincarnation).

Most people have a favourite Doctor, normally the one they grew up with - I have two - Tom Baker '74-'81 and (somewhat controversially) Christopher Ecclestone '05. (For further information, more than I thought was possible, check out here).

I have such fond memories of Doctor Who; the mad adventures, the travelling and exploration. My hubby does also - mostly of Daleks peered at from behind the safety of the sofa. We've been enjoying the new series' too - some great new monsters, and re-invention of the baddies. Favourite new episodes include Blink, Bad Wolf/Parting of the Ways and World War Three. Christmas day with our UK family you'll find all the kids in the house (including big ones like me) and the cat gathered round the TV breathlessly awaiting the Christmas special.


Thankfully if you are a Who-vian, you don't have to travel to Gallifrey or the ends of time to find a TARDIS, as there is one conveniently parked outside Earl's Court tube station. Neat and very random, huh? It's another of the things I love about London, you really don't know what to expect next.

The directions are really easy: Take a District or Picadilly Line Train to Earl’s Court Station. Exit the station (take the Earl's Court Road exit), immediately turn right, walk about 10 feet and it's on your left, between you and the Road. You can't get inside, unless you know the Doctor, or an incredible special effects team but it's still awesome.


 
I've also heard rumours of other TARDIS sightings over London - at Winston Churchill’s Britain At War Experience, Tooley Street; Television Centre, Wood Lane (probably now moved to the BBC's new headquarters in Manchester) and of all places, Hendon Police Training College where it can be glimpsed from Northern Line trains. 
 
Oops, there it goes again! 
 

Beam me up! No, wait...
 
Are you a Doctor Who fan? Who is your favourite Doctor,  companion and Monster?

Sunday, March 10, 2013

The Elfin Oak, a London oddity: London Living

If you go to Kensington Park today,
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go to Kensington Park today,
You'd better go in disguise.


Well, actually, you don't need to go in disguise as it's not the Teddy Bears picnic, but there is a whimsical folly, nestled in one of London's premier addresses - found in a corner of Princess Kate & Prince Williams official London front yard - Kensington Park.

The figures were created by the illustrator Ivor Innes between 1928 & 1930 on a c.800 year old Oak stump relocated from Richmond Park, carved and painted with elves, princesses, fairies and woodland creatures.



Random? Yes. A little mad? Without a doubt. Cute? Absoloutely.

The Elfin Oak of Kensington Gardens, the children's book which Ivor Innes published with his wife Elsie in 1930, describes how "for centuries now it has been the home of fairies, gnomes, elves, imps, and pixies. In the nooks and crannies they lurk, or peer out of holes and crevices, their natural windows and doorways. It is their hiding-place by day, their revelry place by night, and when the great moon tops the bare branchless tree the Elfin Clans come out to play and frolic in the moonlight."

"Those with whom the 'Little People' dwell find their hearts' desires"

"These [figures] include Wookey the witch, with her three jars of health, wealth and happiness, Huckleberry the gnome, carrying a bag of berries up the Gnomes' Stairway to the banquet within Bark Hall, and Grumples and Groodles the Elves being awakened by Brownie, Dinkie, Rumplelocks and Hereandthere stealing eggs from the crows' nest." I love Wikipedia.



Caged to prevent vandalism and ward off some of the inclement weather, it's a sweet way to utilise an old oak 'stump'.


There are even Pink Floyd & Spike Milligan links; Dave Gilmore poses infront of the tree on the inside cover of Ummagumma, and Spike Milligan was a lifelong fan and led a very successful campaign to have it restored in 1966.


In 1997 the oak was declared a Grade II listed structure, after another restoration capaign by Spike Milligan. Good man.


It's super easy to get to - simply make you way to the NorthEast corner of the park, and look for the Diana Princess of Wales playground (circled in yellow below). There will be lots of happy excited children, young and old.

  


Thataway!



Random fact: nearby Kensington Palace has long been a collection of flats for royal relatives - the Duke of Windsor used to call it 'the Aunt Heap'
What are your favourite childhood figure? Elves, Fairies, Hairy Maclary? The Hungry Catepillar?

Saturday, March 9, 2013

A London Folly; Paleys Upon Pilers (Palace On Pillars)

Whilst wandering Aldgate recently (we found a great little cafe just next to East Aldgate station which I'm keen to revisit) we happened upon a modern folly. Cute, no?


A folly, is defined by the Oxford Dictionary as "a costly ornamental building with no practical purpose, especially a tower or mock-Gothic ruin built in a large garden or park." The UK is dotted with them - the Telegraph has a gallery with their 'best ofs' found here.


Opening at the start of the Olympic Games, Paleys upon Piers is a timber 'palace' markinf the exact spot of Aldgate, and celebrates Chaucer, Aldgates' most famous resident. It also acts as a gateway from the City of London to the Olympic Park, which hosted the 2012 Olympics Games (oh how I wish they were still on!)


Designed by StudioWeaver, it was inspired by "by two dream poems written by Chaucer while resident in the rooms above the gate in the 14th century: The House of Fame and The Parlement of Foules, or Parliament of Fowls."

These oddities make London for me.

What is your favourite Landmark? It is Local or is it Global?

Saturday, February 16, 2013

The Worlds Biggest Egg-Hunt, v 2.0

Guess what's back, back again? Huge Eggs are back, tell a friend...



Last year in the month leading up to Easter, London was overtaken by a strange phenomena - giant porcelain eggs popping up on street corners, in shop windows and hotel foyers.

We became strangely obsessed with hunting down every single one of the 101 eggs. From the Sloan-ey market squares, to Mayfair and as far as the platinum towers of Canary Wharf, we were determined to, and managed to spot every one of them and take photographic proof.

We also helped them collect one of two world records the made - most participants in an Easter egg hunt and the worlds most expensive chocolate Easter egg. Sadly it wasn't the latter.


This year, much to our geekery excitement they are back! Focused initially on (my favourite London spelling mistake) Covent Garden, they have unleashed another 101 artist designed eggs, in order to fundraise for the charity Action for Children. In their own words "The Big Egg Hunt is a record breaking, egg hunting, fundraising spectacular - a public art event with a BIG difference"



This year, instead of having them dotted to the four corners of London, they are on tour to Birmingham, Glasgow, Liverpool and Manchester to end up in London again.


I must admit to a tinge of disappointment that we aren't having the same format as last year, but logistically it must have been a nightmare to organise with them spread so far. And I mustn't be selfish - everyone should have an equal chance, not just us Londoners.


It's great for kids of all ages - there were as many middle-aged-no-kids pairs and groups as there were families excitedly shouting "there's one, there's one!"

It's so cheap - a minimum £3 donation gets you a glossy brochure to tick your eggs off as you spot them - and it includes a Chocolate bunny. For sustenance you understand. It's a great excuse to mooch about the vibrant Covent Garden area, with it's buskers, food, and installations. And the artwork is incredible.

They are staying in London until Sunday (tomorrow) and are back for the finale, 22nd March - 7th April, visiting more cities in between. Set aside a couple of hours, and keep your eyes peeled for some eggs-celent art (sorry)!

How many do you think you could find?

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Living London: Covent Garden Christmas

My favourite London spelling Mistake...

"Covent Garden is a district in London on the eastern fringes of the West End, between St. Martin's Lane and Drury Lane.[1] It is associated with the former fruit and vegetable market in the central square, now a popular shopping and tourist site, and the Royal Opera House, which is also known as "Covent Garden". The district is divided by the main thoroughfare of Long Acre, north of which is given over to independent shops centred on Neal's Yard and Seven Dials, while the south contains the central square with its street performers and most of the elegant buildings, theatres and entertainment facilities, including the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, and the London Transport Museum." (Thank you Wikipedia!)



At this time of year, it's full of Christmas cheer; Paella, Opera Singers, Market stalls selling loads of knicknacks, a Lego Advent Calendar, churches, muffins shops, restaurants, buskers (our favourite is a guy dressed & made up as a dog - sadly he wasn't there today), the creepy 'living statues' people find so interesting, Mulled Wine, coffee, pastries, shoppers...




Random fact for the day - the shortest stop between underground stations in London - 300yards, is here.




  but best of all...



It's the little things in life, isn't it?